Sunday 9 March 2008

Sepp Blatter is wrong about everything

Sepp Blatter is a maniac who wants to ruin football. In just one week, he's managed to be utterly incorrect about four separate issues!

Issue 1 - obviously it's a brilliant idea, you fool

Issue 2 - because pivotal sporting contests shouldn't be decided on the whims of power crazed little Hitlers

Issue 3 - Wenger made a similar statement in the heat of the Eduardo tackle, but then rightly retracted it when he'd calmed down. Is Blatter seriously suggesting you ruin someone's career for a moment of madness?

Issue 4 - it would be a laugh, and so obviously he opposes it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

the solution to the Olympic question is obvious: a home nations tournament that decides which association gets to represent GBR in 2012.

Alistair Johnston said...

Why does everyone care so much about the "home nations"? If you're English it's a no-win situation, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

dunno, arguably the satisfaction of beating someone who really, really wants to beat you is somehow amplified, or at least pleasantly refined, by not being that fussed about beating them. The Germans probably have a word for this.

Anonymous said...

I think they just call it "being the German national team".


Stefan

Anonymous said...

EXCELLENT

Anonymous said...

incidentally loads of HK kids wear German national team branded apparel