Thursday 9 August 2007

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

Hello and welcome to my new pet project that may die in a few weeks, or be the hottest internet shit, like, EVAR!!1

To kick things off, let's have a look at what Pleaty's predictions are for next season, courtesy of The Guardian's "The Season" preview.

He says:

1) Chelsea
2) Liverpool
3) Manchester United
4) Arsenal
=) Tottenham

Fuck the heck!? Man U offload gash like Richardson and Smith, and replace them with proven quality such as Hargreaves and Tevez, not to mention Nani and Anderson, and gnome-face thinks they'll drop two places?

He also thinks Arsenal and Spurs will finish exactly level, the cowardly bet hedger. You're paid to make predictions! Make them!

It's footballing idiocy such as this that meant, despite hanging up his manager's coat in 2004, he never won more games than he lost at every club he "managed" since Spurs in 86-87. The nob.

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