A promising venture, particularly as I'm Chelsea and therefore the target of 90% of the cant-stream. My first effort here will simply recycle a post published elsewhere, for a hopefully wider audience.
Things to look out for in 2007/8:
1. A commentator saying something along the lines of "Well he claims to sleep 14 hours a day... Essien was certainly caught napping there"
2. A back-page columnist making the point that, while injuries were a valid excuse for Chelsea to stumble last season, they're somehow not an excuse this season, even though they clearly are.
3. A completely bullshit story suggesting that Beckham is desperately trying to leave the LA Galaxy and is in talks with a Premiership club
4. A columnist arguing, as if it weren't completely obvious, that Eriksson is actually a really good manager after Man City win a few on the trot
5. Any commentator somehow alluding to Kieran Richardson's twat cousin BB Charley
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