Sepp Blatter is wrong about everything

Sepp Blatter is a maniac who wants to ruin football. In just one week, he's managed to be utterly incorrect about four separate issues!

Issue 1 - obviously it's a brilliant idea, you fool

Issue 2 - because pivotal sporting contests shouldn't be decided on the whims of power crazed little Hitlers

Issue 3 - Wenger made a similar statement in the heat of the Eduardo tackle, but then rightly retracted it when he'd calmed down. Is Blatter seriously suggesting you ruin someone's career for a moment of madness?

Issue 4 - it would be a laugh, and so obviously he opposes it.

Footy, footy, footy

Nice to see Adam & Joe's deliberately terrible piss-take football song being used with a straight face by npower for their ridiculous "carbon footyprint" campaign.

Mourinho eager to 'kill' Chelsea

From the bbc.

Let's hope it's as the new manager of Manchester United.

Hideous Yellow Away Shirt #4

Wales:

Disgusting Yellow Away Shirt #3

Sheffield United:

Carling Cup Final; Chelsea

I'm not normally much of a lad for football's tribalism, but I was at the Carling Cup Final yesterday, and I finally saw why people hate Chelsea. There are some sound individuals - Joe Cole, Petr Cech - but their fans, their Lampard, their Drogba...

On TV* you see Drogba doing something cool and you think, "how can anyone have a problem with this guy?", but off the ball, and so off-camera, he never stops being objectionable.


* I say "on TV" - obviously I don't mean that I watch whole games. I don't even mean Match of the Day highlights - I mean short clips on the news or youtube.

I fucking hate fucking Liverpool

They are such awful cunts. Now we'll get the same old guff about those "glorious European nights" at Anfield. Inter were the victims of the softest sending off since teams used to bribe the refs back in the 80s and lost their other centre back on a stretcher.

The only good thing to come from tonight's games was ITV getting a workmanlike Beglin in to do co-commentary and sending that moronic arse Pleat out to Greece. Can you leave him there?