Note about Arsenal 4 - 4 Spurs

What the hell was that minute and a half of a documentary about the USS Nimitz just after the half time adverts all about?

Barrymore

A fair amount of justified use of the word "cunt" in the comments thread for this baffling embarrassment.

'Keep your daughter in sight. or you will be my family'

Rapping footballers - can I get enough? The answer: no.

Of course the Anfield Rap we all know about. I was close to posting Fulham bench-warmer Clint "Deuce" Dempsey's rhymes, but this is fully sick, yo:

The commentary makes it...

Aparantly that's a language he's speaking.

Townsend speaks! The first of an occasional series

A bit old, but I couldn't resist poking fun at this insult to the word 'analysis', by the sham-paddy buffoon.

Apparently, Lionel Messi is 'a bit special'. No fucking shit. Also, Tiger Wood is 'good at golf' and old Picasso 'could paint a bit'. He goes on to add: 'Word reaches me from Spain that he is on top of his game.'. No need phone up your no doubt numerous contacts on the Iberian peninsula Andy, all his games are on the telly.

Other pearls include Chelsea looking 'knackered'. For the record, the blues went on to stroll to a 2-0 win against a tough Villa side four days later.

You’re in f***ing Latvia!

Classic Warnock:

You're a c**t.

We've all seen this, right?